Gay ‘marriage’ is sooo yesterday. The hottest new trend in progressive social justice today is polygamy. That’s right, ladies! Now you too can have it all: live-in ‘sisters’ to share everything with… clothes, household tasks, child-rearing responsibilities…even your husband!
No more dull, drab dual-spouse marriages where one measly person is expected to fulfill all the needs of the other. No more tiresome monogamy. And no more worrying about whether your husband has been sleeping around on you… now you know for sure that yes, he has!
Coming soon: pedophilia and bestiality: The final frontiers. (That is, until we think of something worse. Like people getting really, really attached to their Prius’ … really, really attached.)
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