Headed out to the lonestar state in the morning to meet up with my e-friends? E-cohorts? I don’t really know, but I do know that after I told my chiropractor today during a pre-flight tune-up that I was headed to a ‘mommy blogger conference’ I wanted to curl up on the adjustment table and die, so maybe I should figure out a more professional or legitimate sounding handle? He chuckled and asked me if that was a little business I was starting, and then he told me my pelvis was out of alignment, so then I did actually die.
Oh, and another thing, any prayers for my sweet little John Paul Francis during his absence from mother dearest would be much appreciated. Homeboy woke up with a 101 degree forehead and no appetite to speak of, so after a day of roller coaster temps and mucho tylenol, we swung by urgent care en route to grandma’s house where he was diagnosed with – wait for it – teething pain. And received for his trouble a $50 Otter Pop and a print out for his floundering imbecile of a mother on how best to attend to the dental woes of small humans. Amateur hour at casa del Uebbing this weekend fur sure. He and Joey are really really sad I’m leaving them behind, but then Uncle Packy waved a half gallon of chocolate chip ice cream under their noses and never mind, they forgot.
Right now I’m packing, drinking some delicious Spanish wine (cheat cheat cheat) and watching the latest episode of this show with earbuds shoved firmly in place, lest Evie doll be awakened from her pre-boarding slumber. Can I just shout to the virtual world how freaking excited I am to be traveling with one small baby? The freedom! The bonding time! The long, uninterrupted hotel showers! The sunbathing!
Can’t wait to see you all tomorrow night. And while I’m completely not into shoes, I am completely going to walk away with the grand prize in the “preppy casual” category. Nailed down tight, just you wait.
For those of you about to take to the air wearing a baby, I salute you. I’ll be the happy lady with the pretty baby on the aisle reading the latest Real Simple, sensibly pre-purchased at the supermarket.
Beth (A Mom's Life)
Have a great time! Can’t wait to read all about it!
I hope you have a wonderful time here in Austin! I follow two of you that are coming to visit my town for your conference. Enjoy:)