A transgendered woman walks into a bar in Denver…oh wait, scratch that, a Planned Parenthood clinic.
It turns out that Planned Parenthood – you know, the world’s largest and most profitable abortion business? Yeah, them. Well it turns out they still can’t perform mammograms, despite Cecile’s ardent assurances during election season to the contrary. Even when you don’t, in fact, posses a pair of breasts for them to examine.
This lovely piece from a local news station here in Denver highlights the struggle of one transgendered ‘woman’ seeking consultation over a suspicious breast lump. (Is it too far to joke that the suspicious lump may indeed be the breast itself, hanging out on a male body? Yes, probably too far.)
Anywho, PP turned her away because she is actually a ‘he,’ and thus the latest kerfuffle in the land of WTF/anything goes/ reproductive rights R ours.
Can’t make this stuff up, people.
In other news, it may come to light that the employee who turned him/her down was sporting a classic “October Pink” Susan G. Komen popped collar polo at the time of the incident. Further investigation pending on whether or not Nancy Pelosi plans to grandstand on the issue of a federally-funded distribution of “Save the Man Boobies” rubber bracelets. Once the shutdown ends, that is.
But not a mammogram. Had to hit up a real doctor’s office for that one.