. Mom jeans? August 8, 2012 This changes everything. Damn you, Gap empire. I’ve been so wrong for so long… Previous How I love thee, JP: Ode to a second-born Newer 7 Quick Takes, the profanity edition 8 Comments Grace Marie August 8, 2012 at 8:19 pm Reply Im so scared to click. Holly August 8, 2012 at 9:05 pm Reply That was shocking. SHOCKING. Butt, those humungous pockets don’t look so large on my Butt. Meh. I need a cameraman next time I go jean shopping and it will likely become a 2-day process after seeing this exposing information. Cari August 8, 2012 at 10:42 pm Reply OH MY FLIPPING GOSH.How can I thank you for this post? How?I will send you several of my children in payment. Immediately. Jenny August 9, 2012 at 2:36 am Reply please sent Lotus. She strikes me as a girl who knows how to mix a good drink AND fold laundry. Sarah O'C August 8, 2012 at 10:49 pm Reply Why are jeans so hard to find??? So where do we go? Megan August 9, 2012 at 12:15 am Reply I died laughing. Thankfully, I don’t buy my jeans at either place, but am pretty sure I still have several pairs that have the same issues. I’m google searching now the express rerock and la idol. Jenny Uebbing, thank you. Jenny August 9, 2012 at 2:36 am Reply I think Express is the answer? Which is confusing, since I stopped shopping there approx circa 1999… Rebekah Es April 19, 2013 at 10:42 am Reply American Eagle has the best jeans. If you can get past all the tweens. Seriously, don’t be afraid. Leave a Reply to Rebekah Es Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.