Oh, wait…nope. That was just the way I felt after watching theee most disturbing/depressing/discordant Opening Ceremonies ever. Ever. There was a giant, creepy baby made of paper mache, a ginormous Dementor torturing a 7-year old girl on a floating hospital bed, and inexplicable choruses of swing dancing nurses-turned-creepy-marionettes.
Are you having a waking nightmare yet?
Oh, and a tribute to the internet. Which was shockingly reported to have been invented by someone other than Al Gore.
God save the Queen, indeed. Thanks for a glimpse into the terrifying future of godless secularism, Brits.