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Tools for Parenting a Newborn

Tequila.

Oxyclean.

2 packs of wipes in every room in the house – don’t worry, you still won’t be able to locate any when you’re being splattered with electric yellow poop during a routine diaper change.

So Delicious non dairy coconut creamer.

Lots of towels.

Tequila.

Oh…Happy Cinco de Mayo! I just happen to have the necessary supplies on hand…

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