motherhood, Parenting, pregnancy The Talk March 7, 2012 This morning I took little man on a post-workout date to Panera to have ‘the talk.’ It went something like this: Jenny: “Joey, how do you feel about the new baby coming soon?” Joey: “NO.” Jenny: “What are you most looking forward to about having a sibling? Having a playmate? Having a roommate?” Joey: “baba!” Jenny: “When mommy and daddy decide it’s time to have the baby (ha) we are going to the hospital and you are going to stay with Grandma for a while…are you excited?” Joey: “YAAAAAH …. ALLAH!”(my child has Islamic fundamentalist tendencies…what can I say?) (uncomfortable glances from other restaurant patrons) Jenny (shifting tactics): “So are you nervous at all?” Joey: … (crickets chirping…stuffs more bagel in mouth) –End scene– Previous This is how the Titanic looked Newer Cheapest thrills 2 Comments Anonymous March 8, 2012 at 8:10 pm Reply Jenny… this is great! I love Joey! love, Margaret Grace Marie March 12, 2012 at 2:46 am Reply ha! Julia held the same cup tonight at Panera with water — and eventually spilled it — Joey is already ahead of the big sibling game. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.