Saturday, May 5, 2012

Tools for Parenting a Newborn

Tequila.

Oxyclean.

2 packs of wipes in every room in the house - don't worry, you still won't be able to locate any when you're being splattered with electric yellow poop during a routine diaper change.

So Delicious non dairy coconut creamer.

Lots of towels.

Tequila.

Oh...Happy Cinco de Mayo! I just happen to have the necessary supplies on hand...

2 comments:

  1. This is like the sister post to my "what not to buy". Genius!

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  2. Whoville, John Paul came from Whoville ... It took me weeks to place him, but THAT is where I saw him first!

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