Because there's nothing new under the sun, here's a different link to a completely unchanged article from 2 days ago. Except for the omission of the potentially questionable term 'bi-otch.'
In other news, just bought myself tickets to a 10 am matinee showing of the Hunger Games. Because while I'm 13-years-old-excited on the inside, I'm heavily pregnant and too lame for midnight showings on the outside.
May the odds be ever in your favor.