Just in case anyone was worried about anything serious this election cycle, like, oh, I don't know, the ass-dragging economy, a nuclear Iran, soul-crushing gas and grocery prices at home and general tomfoolery abroad... The big O has once again got our backs.
Don't worry, you might be missing your mortgage payments and your children might be learning next to nothing/undergoing social engineering and reprogramming at your local publicly-funded school, but Kathleen Sebelius and her team at HHS, under the Obama administration, have made sure that no greedy, woman-hating, fundamentalist religious types will deny anyone their daily dose of synthetic hormones.
Oh, and in case you were worried, they'll also have to pay for it.
Screw you, religious freedom.
Ps. kindly disregard that mountains of medical data decrying the myriad dangers of hormonal contraception, both to the human body and to the environment, and open wide.
Pps. If pollution and cancer don't get you going, perhaps skyrocketing societal ills ring your bell