Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Now This

Gay 'marriage' is sooo yesterday.  The hottest new trend in progressive social justice today is polygamy.  That's right, ladies!  Now you too can have it all: live-in 'sisters' to share everything with... clothes, household tasks, child-rearing responsibilities...even your husband! 

No more dull, drab dual-spouse marriages where one measly person is expected to fulfill all the needs of the other.  No more tiresome monogamy.  And no more worrying about whether your husband has been sleeping around on you... now you know for sure that yes, he has!

Coming soon: pedophilia and bestiality: The final frontiers. (That is, until we think of something worse.  Like people getting really, really attached to their Prius' ... really, really attached.)

1 comment:

  1. Almost 10 years ago, the liberal campus paper decided to publish my letter to the editor that contained an argumentum ad absurdum predicting this very thing. My conclusion was that the acceptance of artificial contraception logically implied the acceptance of the very things you mention.

    What do you think we should do if pedastry ever becomes legal?

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